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Dirtying the water

3 Aug

Dirtying the water

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Members are encouraged to write about issues and topics. Views expressed do not represent the opinion or endorsement of OWAA, its staff, officers, directors or members. Opposing views are encouraged, as OWAA desires to create a forum for the exchange of ideas. Send commentary to owaa@montana.com.

There’s not much Man can do to stop a Katrina … but if Man had not tampered with the wetlands south of New Orleans and if Man had not built in a flood plain, well, maybe Katrina would not have caused as much misery as it did.

That’s just one example of the unintended consequences of messing with the planet’s water supply. It’s fact that the total planetary water resource is finite -what we have is what we have. No new water ever is created and none is lost. It just gets redistributed, sometimes with dire results – either too much or not enough.

There is a famous cartoon from the Arkansas Gazette by the late George Fisher that shows a couple of Corps of Engineers colonels on a bluff above a flood plain where draglines are busily channelizing a river. One says to the other, “God would have done it if he’d had the money.”

The Corps is not the only villain in the long list of crimes against water, but it deserves considerable discredit. In Missouri the Osage River was ripe for damming back in the 1960s. Flood control, cried the proponents.

Truman Dam, patriotically named for Missouri’s own president, created a huge lake which provides lake entertainment for those who cherish lake entertainment. It also resulted in downstream flooding during periods of high water release (how strange for a flood control dam) and in 1978 it created the largest recorded fish kill in Missouri history.

An estimated 422,000 fish died in the turbulent wash below the dam, including many large paddlefish. The lake also flooded all known spawning areas for the paddlefish, an ancient fish that grows to huge size (the Missouri record is 139 pounds, four ounces). The Osage had the largest population of paddlefish in the United States and was equaled at the time only by a similar population in China.

China’s Three Gorges Dam has been called the largest construction project in history. It has disrupted and displaced the lives of 1.24 million people, not to mention the environmental costs which are huge.

Paddlefish in the Yangtze River already had been hammered by another dam that blocked upstream migration for spawning and wild fish may now be extinct.

There is a water story everywhere in the country. And most are underreported. Wetland drainage in the prairie pothole region? Happens every time there is a wet cycle. Duck numbers plummet because of a lack of nesting and roosting habitat.

Anadromous fish interruption because of dams? Check the Northwest where salmon runs face concrete barriers. Ditto the Northeast. Trout Unlimited’s presentation at the 2009 OWAA conference highlighted the resuscitation of the Penobscot River after removal of two dams. But dam removal is a whole lot harder than building one in the first place.

Years ago the Corps finished eliminating the White River in Missouri (it had been the pioneer river for float fishing) by clogging it with Table Rock Dam. And then trout in Lake Taneycomo, a narrow river/lake below the dam, began to die. Culprit was low-oxygen water surging from Table Rock.

Dr. James Whitley, chief of the Missouri Department of Conservation’s Fisheries Research Section and the man who identified the low-oxygen problem when others hadn’t seen it, testified at a hearing that was looking for remedies. He was asked what his ideal solution would be and he said, “Blow up the dam.” That didn’t go over well with the politicos, but Jim, a true genius, was only half-kidding.

Dams are only one water problem. Channelization is a true horror when it comes to fish and wildlife. Pristine rivers, with bends, pools, riffles and streamside vegetation become sterile ditches, often devoid of trees and shrubs that offer both shade and bank stabilization. The ditches do just what any thinking person would expect them to do – they pass your flood along to your downstream neighbor. But, hey, you can grow more corn and beans, right up to the ditch edge.

The ultimate consequence of channelization happened in 1993 when the Missouri River, ditched for barge traffic (which has been heavily subsidized by taxpayers for more than 100 years) entertained two 500-year floods in two weeks. The result was $15 billion in damages on the Missouri and Mississippi, misery, heartbreak and dislocation for thousands.

Our family helped clean up an old folks retirement villa in a small town in central Missouri, and it was so sad to see what little these retirees had completely destroyed by the muddy, foul floodwaters. Family photos and their best, probably burial, clothing ruined. One frail lady stood in the slime-covered front yard of her former home and said, “When can I go back?” I turned away with wet eyes because I knew that the answer was “Never.”

There is a water story wherever you live and all outdoor communicators should be seeking it out. We are water – the most muscle-bound bodybuilder still is more water than anything else. Without it we die; mishandle it and we suffer and maybe die. On a more pertinent level for outdoor communicators, water health is mandatory for the health of our profession. Fish and wildlife must have water to thrive, just as we do.

Clean water … I’ll drink to that! ◊

joel-vance-clr-mugJoel Vance is a freelance writer, book author and columnist. He is a past president and historian of OWAA and a recipient of the Ham Brown, Excellence in Craft and Jade of Chiefs awards. He writes from Russellville, Mo.











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Fly-fishing museum defends reeling in Dick Cheney

1 Apr

Fly-fishing museum defends reeling in Dick Cheney

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By Ted Williams

On the last day of 2008, a little bird told me that the venerable American Museum of Fly Fishing in Manchester, Vt., a beacon for the nation’s fly-fishers and a keeper of their rich tradition, had landed Vice President Dick Cheney as the guest of honor and speaker at its spring 2009 meeting. So I posted the news on a blog I run for Fly Rod & Reel magazine.

Within hours, the museum was shoveling out from a blizzard of nasty-grams. For two weeks it kept mum. Then it hatched a form letter (at this writing under review by the Veep’s staff) in which it offers lengthy and incomprehensible excuses for inviting Cheney, while likening him to Jimmy Carter and Franklin Roosevelt. It then implores Cheney’s critics to “continue to support the museum and its mission.” I will certainly do so; and to prove it, I have redrafted the form letter for the museum and at no charge:

“Dear [name]: We need to generate revenue, so we searched hard and long for a guest of honor who would fill the room at our spring meeting. Finally, we hit upon Dick Cheney, arguably the most vicious and dangerous fish enemy of our generation. What’s more, Mr. Cheney, who angles for trout in Wyoming in one of the rivers he hasn’t ruined with gas and oil extraction (which happens to run through his ranch) is an accomplished and safe fly-caster. In fact, he hasn’t wounded even one of his fishing companions.

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Vice President Dick Cheney

“We completely understand that applying green lipstick to this arch environmental villain, aptly dubbed ‘Darth Vader’ in fish and wildlife conservation circles, is whoring. But that’s the genius of our plan. This kind of prostitution is legal and no less lucrative than the standard, unlawful variety.

“And please recall, from Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn, the enormous crowds the King and the Duke were able to draw to their ‘Royal Nonesuch’ performances, in which the King painted himself and pranced around the stage naked and on all fours, while the Duke collected the money at the door. Sure, they eventually got themselves tarred and feathered, but their first few gigs generated an avalanche of revenue. We’re only planning one.

“Please recall also our mission statement: ‘The American Museum of Fly Fishing promotes an understanding of and appreciation for the history, traditions, and practitioners, past and present, of the sport of fly fishing.’ You cannot deny that a major part of that history and those traditions is the systematic destruction of rivers by special interests and the politicians who front for them. Can there be a better choice than traditional practitioner Dick Cheney – the man who gave the West the biggest fish kill it has ever seen when he attempted to wean Klamath River Chinook salmon from water, who trashed the Endangered Species Act, who virtually canceled the Clean Air and Clean Water acts, who suppressed science, who ruined the lives of dedicated resource professionals, and who ran Christine Todd Whitman out of the Environmental Protection Agency?

“So tight is the prose of The New York Times and The Los Angeles Times that they are able to fit entire stories into just their headlines, i.e.: ‘Dick Cheney’s Last-Gasp Fight Against Clean Air’ and ‘Dick Cheney Battles Laura Bush over Protecting Pacific Ocean.’

“You can’t believe the publicity we have generated by our decision to make the Veep our honoree. We even netted a comment from book publisher and author Nick Lyons, the unofficial dean of American fly-fishers: ‘As a longtime member and supporter of the American Museum of Fly Fishing, I am appalled that the museum would honor such a dreadful, dangerous man. He is the enemy of just about everything I value.’

“And no less a fishing icon than Joel Vance, past president of the Outdoor Writers Association of America, offers this in his column for Outdoor Guide: ‘If the fly fishing museum goes ahead with its plan to slobber over Dick Cheney, then I will boycott it. I would have gladly paid $5 admission to see the exhibits, but not if one of them is the ‘Dick Cheney Drill, Baby, Drill exhibit.’

“Finally, despite his crudeness, we’ll quote our pro bono publicist, Ted Williams, who uses the vulgar term for that invasive alga, Didymosphenia geminata, now smothering fish habitat across North America: ‘Thanks for the memories, Dick. We’re gonna miss you like rock snot.’”

From Writers on the Range, a service of High Country News (hcn.org). ◊

tedwilliamsFreelance writer Ted Williams specializes in conservation and environmental topics. He’s an editor at large for Audubon magazine, conservation editor for Fly Rod & Reel and an OWAA member since 1975. Contact him at ewilli9767@aol.com.

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